July 4th ~ My public Hols...yeay

Oh wow...Finally is our turn...my turn to get...or DESERVE a PUBLIC hols...US independence day! YEAH yeay....after 2 mths of waiting....adui....mind u...all my leaves habis jor...so i've to wait for so long! Anyway, our yearly leaves came out ady....so im gonna plan nicely & wisely!! hehe...

This Oct & Nov, i ady booked my hols....why so fast? Cos my Spore cousins marrying...Wee Liang on Oct 8th (Wed, gosh...an jua ler? tk whole wk meh?) sei...lets see how's dad gonna plan this!
Nov 8, 6th Uncle's son turn...is on Sat, so this 1 ok, either i took fri off or both Fri & mon.
Since this 2 mths i'm on either morning or noon shift, so it shouldnt be a prob to me! YES! YES!! hehe....
My bro is ady in spore, so we can stay with him too...err....1 room, 2 singles bed, 5 ppls?! Hmm...headache! HAHAHHAA....u think can fit? arrgg dun bother, as long as we can stick wif our bro, WHO CARES!!

Oh yeah...wat i did on my July 4th Hols? hehehe...at first i promised Bob to go for a photoshoot, but then mom called me so many times abt her Health Medical report, abt her health not good, so, wth, i've to cancel the photoshoot lor...Mom's health is much more important ma....i cant be so bad to ignore her rite?! Sorry Bob....

As usual, my shift ends at Fri 5am, so go to bf's house, sleep awhile den together go out (he go to work, i go back home).
Once i reached home, the phone ring....i ady know who's calling...non other den my MOM! she like got 6th sense or hv some hidden CCTV, know the exact time im home. I havent even open the wooden door, the phone ringing...aiz...rush to pick up the call

Me: Harlow
Mom: Eh u at home ar?
Me: Ah BOH!?!
Mom: hehe...eh can help me cook the herbal chicken? Make it soup, so tonight we no need cook
Me: Huh, the herbal chicken & fishball jek ar?! An jiu (so little?)
Mom: Ah boh...wat else u want? Mk 1 more vege lor
Me: HAH!! 3 dishes JEK?!
Mom: what u want some more? U cook la an pandai talk
Me: EEeerrrr.....see how 1st la...i also dunno wat to cook & lazy....HAHHAHA
Mom: 38....remember to make the herbal chicken ar....
Me: aiz...OK LA! u wat time back?!
Mom: ard 1 la...why?!
Me: Boh la...juz ask cannot ar
Mom: kns...si an kuan la....
Me: ok bye
dut dut.....duuuttt.....

Kns...see la...i sure nthg good 1 when she called...hahahaha....so i've to rush to bath, wash clothes & mk the herbal chicken! i prepared the herbal chicken & let it boil while i bathing....i was thinking shall i leave the pot cover open a bit or juz close it tight? will all the soup come out when it boil? Aiz...i dun think i bath that long gua...so wtf, CLOSE IT!!
Guess what, after i came out frm the bathroom (20mins bath OK!) the gas stove is like FLOODING!!! half of the soup gone...the herbal chicken SOUP become DRY herbal chicken!
Me: SEI LO!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! GONE ALL MY herbal soup! sei lor...mom sure KILL ME! hahaha
So, to cover my ass! i add in another half pot of HOT water & let it boil....den b4 it become DRY again, i off it! hahaha....

Den while i sun those clothes, i saw 4 kittens under my mom's car...so damn skinny & so damn keisan....like frm Africa!! i can see their bone! the fur so err...dry? Like porcupine...all cabang out...also DAMN SMELLY!!! i was thinking...shall i BATH them?? they so skinny, will they DIE after i bath them? cos today also a rainy day! so cold! I make 1 mug of milo+milk+egg to them...KANASAI 3 elder kittens dun wanna drink...kana LC!! oni the skinnest & the smallest 1 drink...but not much he/she can drink....
the 4 kittens, the elderst is the biggest, 2nd kitten bcome smaller & u can imagine the smallest bcome like err....as big as my PALMS ONI! so thin! i can touch their BONE ler!! eeeeuuu so scary!

Ok...back to the kittens....i think they shh shh under my moms car...so damn smelly...i buay tahan jor.....wash the floor & the 4 kittens still at the car porch looking @ me (guess they see 1 soh poh gua)
So...the evil me come out! I GRAB the biggest kitten & bath it!! 1 hand holding the kitten, another hand holding the hose & SPLASH COLD water onto it, the kitten trying to get away, i saw " NOT SO FAST BUDDY"! i pour shampoo on it, i din really scratch the kitten, i afraid all the furs or worst, skin come torn by my fingernails! so i juz simply & fast massage it...then again splash the water, havent finish cleanse all the shampoo the kitten SUCCESSFUL run out! OUT OF MY house! damn! dunno where it hide!

Nvm....hahahahaa.....my EVILNESS still vr strong in me! the 2nd kitten so silly, sitting next to me looking at the whole process!!! WAHAHAHAHA....u're NEXT!!! i grab the grey/white kitten, and SPLASH COLD water on it! (mind u, im @ car porch, NO water heater...so no choice...sorry dudes!) the kitten start to call for help (in low scream) i dun care! faster pour shampoo & massage, wow...so slippery & NEARLY successful get away frm me! i grab the kitten & splash cold water...now this kitten really trying his/her luck much harder! try to get away frm me! is still vr slippery cos too many shampoo...hahaa....i grab the tail & this time the kitten YELL!! MEOOOWWW......gosh...i think i hurt her, so i let go & try to grab the body but to no avail...the 2nd kitten AGAIN successful ran away frm me! outside of my house gate, the kittens MOM standing in front .... LOOKING or shall say SNARING at me like wanna KILL ME!! gosh so scary!! hey not my fault kittens's mom. UR FAULT!!! din bath ur kittens & din gv them food! im being NICE!!
The mom lick the 2 kittens & bring them to somewhere else & HIDE!!! damn!! well...my project FAIL!! i regret why i din bring the 4 kittens into my bathroom!! KEK SEI!
Ard evening i saw the 1st kitten, guess wat, the kitten sitting in front of my house & licking or cleansing the body....now, the fur really SHINY & SMOOTH!! geng ler! wey kitten, u shud thank me ler! kns...well....after that i din see them anymore....guess they afraid of me jor...evil witch! hahahaa....
I din tell mom that i gv them milk but i told her i bath them...mom said

Mom: chee sin ar u!! Master said shud not have CATS in da house!! is no good!!
Me: err...well.....is KITTENS not BLACK alsso...nvm gua....more over i dun think they STILL DARE to come into this house! not afraid of me meh! haahhaa
Mom: u better hope they wont come back again! ~psst...if they are, im sure mom gonna skin me!

Ard 1.30pm mom woke me up...i din realise mom was back too...im so so tire!! oni slept for an hr & mom woke me! aaarrgg...so lazy to bring her to clinic...i really want to tell her, u go alone la! haha but i promised her ady & she purposely tk half day bcos of me! KAKKAKA.....
So no choice, bring her to Morgan, doc said everything is good...surprisingly she dun have Diabetes! hmm....good thou'...but bad news...she have Thyroid, kidney a bit prob & Colestrol way too high! 3 times higher den the normal level. So doc advice her to eat a HEALTHILY! hmm....

Den b4 i bring her to urut @ Sg.Buluh? or kepong...i mm zai la....i called sis! juz to be sure we wont go "holand"! bcos mom said she oni know how to go wen she see the 2 petrol station!! i sms sis, i said" plz guide me to the place, i faisee ur mom see 2 petrol station together she said THATS the place!" so sis called me when she's free...she guided me & laugh a lot! cos our mom ady FAMOUS for her memory & the strategic landmark!!

Ok well...is kinda jam @ the kelana road to 1U....we chatted a bit...Ok...we're near the "strategic point" im in the middle of the cabang. On my left is to Bt. Caves (sis said i hv to go bt caves 1st b4 i see the 2 petrol station side by side which is Shell & Petronas) on my right dunno to WHERE! again hv the same criteria...TWO petrol station side by side & IS NOT shell nor petronas....is Caltex & BHP!
My clever mom so confirm said this is the road! she said....is here is here, turn left!! faster!! i said so fast meh? sis said i still hv a lot of flyover to go wor b4 we turn left....nolar...is here jor! i tell u is vr fast geh!!
OK FINE! since she ady go so many times i AGAIN TRUST HER!! well well well...guess waht!!! AGAIN!! is the WRONG ROAD!! WE REALLY go HOLAND jor!! i started my M16 lor!! cos once turn in, mom start ...EH an jua an kuan eh...i think we use the WRONG ROAD jor!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!! i not very good on those places...i think we went to Kepong JJ & i nv been to kepong,, i really not familiar with these roads, we mk 1 vr vr big U turn....back to the 1U toll plaza in order to go back to the Bt.Caves Flyover! while finding the way to U turn, i start scolding, laughing, teasing my mom! ai....lucky i pump my petrol tank to full.....kek sei...
called sis but not picking up, i read her sms said she got meeting! DOUBLE DAMN!

So finally we went back to the toll & after the toll again so very the jam! ady 3.30pm....i asked mom, still wanna go boh? so late & SO JAM!! mai la mai la...beh hiau kin...if u sure den ok! but im sure the fatty mei sure skin me alive! Lecture me!
Mom again assures me that she wont cos she will tell her that is late jor, she need to cook & pick up dad! NO TIME! so ok! Den sis called,

Sis: Where r u? on the way home?
Me: on the way home la...ah boh? ur mom really BRING ME TO HOLAN again!!!!!!
Sis: LOL NON STOP!!!!! i ady teach u ma,...y still lost?!
Me: U ask ur mom la...she so damn sure is that road!
Sis: Ai...u so stupid, y listen to her?!
Me: she so damn sure ma...ma listen lo...who knows!!! i WONT TRUST her anymore!!!!
Sis: lol for a few mins...den an jua wasted lo?
Me: yeah wasting my sleeping time & petrol!!!!!
Sis: Nvm la tonight when i come back we go together la ai....
Me: Ok den...bye

Mom starting to scold me.....after she heard me complaining to sis
Mom: why me? why u so stupid? y cant u be a bit firm on ur decision?! now blame me
Me: HUH!! NOW U say all this!! ~vomit blood!~

haiz....last time went to kaiyeh place also like this....see the bukit? NAIK...NAIK....now...2 petrol station together...yeah yeah is here...turn in...turn in!! i wonder what would be NEXT!!!

Conclusion...DUN TRUST MY MOM whenever she tell u the road to certain places! u sure MIA!!
GO HOLAN OR wherever!! my sis said to England this time!! really VOMIT BLOOD! i ady not enof sleep, so damn blur jor...she giving me more dizziness.....
Well...is fun too....laugh & tease together!